Category Archives: Feds Looking Out For You

Orwell Missed it by about 25 years

“There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment. How often, or on what system, the Thought Police plugged in on any individual wire was guesswork. It was even conceivable that they watched everybody all the time. But at any rate they could plug in your wire […]

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Mein Führer

When the police are killing Americans while enforcing Obama’s dictates, please remember that they were just following orders.

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Fat People Murder Baby Harp Seals with Incandescent Light Bulbs

Incandescent Light Bulbs will molest your children, kill your puppy, cheat on the SATs and make you gay (or gayer). This is why our loving Government has made them virtually illegal. They are protecting us from harmful incandescent DNA altering radiation. Well, their real reason is that these things waste power. Unlike our LCD televisions, […]

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