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@SteppingShadows: RT @AceofSpadesHQ: #AntonioMartin was killed just for #PAGAPOFWB -- Pointing a Gun at a Police Officer's Face While Black. SMDH. What is t…
28 months agoStepping On Shadows
@SteppingShadows: RT @bob_owens: My utmost sympathy and prayers for the #Berkeley PD officer forced to put down attempted cop-killer and repeat thug #Antoni…
28 months agoStepping On Shadows
@SteppingShadows: RT @DONALDJOY: #AntonioMartin had at least 3 priors for armed robberies/assaults. The cop's reflexes saved society a lot more grief. STFU l…
28 months agosarabeschorner
@sweetthangsara: @SteppingShadows doesn't mean the cops had to shoot to kill. He's a criminal by choice but he didn't have to die
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@DesireeAaron: RT @BuhByeGOP: @SteppingShadows Looks like you're another Fox News viewer http://t.co/mPoCoRIbCz
28 months ago
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“There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment. How often, or on what system, the Thought Police plugged in on any individual wire was guesswork. It was even conceivable that they watched everybody all the time. But at any rate they could plug in your wire whenever they wanted to. You had to live—did live, from habit that became instinct—in the assumption that every sound you made was overheard, and, except in darkness, every movement scrutinized.”
– excerpt from George Orwell’s 1984
When the police are killing Americans while enforcing Obama’s dictates, please remember that they were just following orders.
Incandescent Light Bulbs will molest your children, kill your puppy, cheat on the SATs and make you gay (or gayer). This is why our loving Government has made them virtually illegal. They are protecting us from harmful incandescent DNA altering radiation. Well, their real reason is that these things waste power.
Unlike our LCD televisions, windows, stove tops, ovens, swimming pools and fish tanks, incandescent bulbs are actually evil. If you use them you are a minion of Satan, Reagan or Hitler, whichever one creeps you out more. Anyone who uses them clearly wants the Earth to die. If you have an incandescent light bulb (quick! Check your flashlights!) you are slowly suffocating cute little baby harp seals. Shit, you may as well club those little guys to death and get it over with faster. No need to make them suffer.
I find it comforting that our omnipresent, caring, Government has finally decided that, we the people, are far too stupid to make choices for ourselves. I hope that they soon ban candy bars too. Fat people waste tons of energy. They make cars less efficient. They make planes use more fuel. They ruin sofas and toilet seats causing more landfill debris. Maybe they should just ban fat people all together.
You see, fat people are very expensive. They eat more resources, consume more water and air. They take up more space and they’re really unpleasant to look at. Plus, I’m sure their greater body mass absorbs light, or bends it, causing us to need higher watt incandescent light bulbs to see. From what I’ve read, their gravitational mass literally slows down time as you get closer to them. That’s why they seem to move and talk in a gratingly pokey fashion.
Not too mention, without fat people… and pot… fast food restaurants wouldn’t need to stay open at night. This would save so much energy and resources that at least one University must have done the calculations with a tax payer funded Government grant.
I foresee a law making fast food places close at 10pm (and within a few years, outlaw them all together). New York will likely light that path for us… with LED bulbs, of course. Fluorescent bulbs are chock full of lead, mercury, cancer and nose hair growing particles.
A gun can not kill or hurt anyone without a human (or ape or monkey) loading it, aiming it and pulling its trigger. So, what really killed those children in Connecticut and the movie patrons in Colorado? Was it really a sentient “assault” rifle hell bent on ridding this planet of humans?
Many would like you to fear guns as they do. You see, Americans LOVE to make scary things illegal. It’s why we have so many rich lawyers. One day, they too, will feel the sting of uneducated voting morons who hear a scary story and believe it without using their own brains to ask uncomfortable questions.
Do you know what I’m afraid of? Mentally unstable people. People who don’t know how to be part of society in a positive, contributory way. I want mentally unstable people banned by law (and the families that don’t abort them when they have the chance). No, seriously. If the only thing keeping emotionally or mentally challenged people from slaughtering children is a pill… that’s fucking scary.
What’s worse is that these murderous creatures are usually responsible for taking their own pills! Wow! So, crazy people who can’t make good decisions for themselves are responsible for keeping their own craziness in check. I’m not conferrable with this at all.
But, are these unstable genetic mistakes of nature really to blame? It’s not like they materialized in front of their victims armed to the teeth. How did these useless wastes of natural resources get there? Well, they used cars. Cars kill more people in a month than guns do in a year (not counting wars… of course… but that’s sanctioned by sovereign nations so it doesn’t count).
Cars are really scary. Not only do they kill people every hour of every day, they transport crazy people, guns and ammunition to the innocent victims. All cars should be banned from being owned or operated by citizens. Can you imagine how many people would live long and fruitful lives if cars weren’t around to cull the heard?
But, it’s not like these cars can fly or, again, materialize in front of the intended victims. How do these multi-ton harbingers of death get there? I’m pretty sure most cars, and surely the cars of those crazy gun toting mass murders, used public roads. Were the hell did these paved paths of blood and violence come from? Did God build them as a test? Did Satan build them to torment the souls of innocent human beings (and hapless deer)?
A supposedly great man once said, “Somebody invested in roads and bridges.”…”you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.”. No truer words have ever been uttered. Honestly, the man that spoke those truths deserves a Nobel Prize or something for being so blunt and honest to a population of, well, pussies. That took guts.
I’m a very logical person. I can connect dots just as well as any other stable human being or Autistic savant. United States President, Barack Obama, has confirmed my biggest fear of all. The State and Federal Governments built those roads. The U.S. government has, through it’s top leader, taken full blame for the unholy slaughter of children, teachers and gloomy goth Batman enthusiasts.
In fact, history will note that President Barack Obama himself really, really, really loves to kill people. Just ask the Pakistanis or the Afghans or the Iraqis or the Egyptians or the U.S. Mexican Border Patrol Agents or Andrew Breitbart or U.S. Ambassador Christopher Stevens or the United States Marines, or the United States Army…. I’m getting a hand cramp.