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Fat People Murder Baby Harp Seals with Incandescent Light Bulbs

Incandescent Light Bulbs will molest your children, kill your puppy, cheat on the SATs and make you gay (or gayer). This is why our loving Government has made them virtually illegal. They are protecting us from harmful incandescent DNA altering radiation. Well, their real reason is that these things waste power. Unlike our LCD televisions, […]

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